Dead Inside, But Caffeinated | Canvas Tote Bag

Caffeine: the only thing standing between you and complete emotional collapse.

The "Dead Inside, But Caffeinated" tote is for the coffee-dependent, the darkly humoured, and the chronically functioning. Featuring a skull chilling in an iced coffee — skeletal hand and all — it's the bag that understands you on a spiritual level.

Take it to work, the café, the bookstore, or wherever you drag yourself on a daily basis. It carries your stuff. You carry on.

Why You'll Love It

🖤 Durable canvas — built for the long haul (unlike your energy levels)
🖤 Spacious interior for books, laptops, groceries, and emotional baggage
🖤 Comfortable shoulder straps for hands-free survival
🖤 High-quality vibrant print that holds up wash after wash
🖤 Lightweight, reusable, and deeply relatable

Dimensions

• Width: 40 cm
• Height: 32 cm

Care

• Spot clean or hand wash in cold water
• Do not bleach
• Air dry flat — do not tumble dry
• Cool iron reverse side only

More than a bag. It's a whole personality.

Keep Blooming. Stay Unhinged. 🖤