{"product_id":"dead-inside-but-caffeinated-canvas-tote-bag","title":"Dead Inside, But Caffeinated | Canvas Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eCaffeine: the only thing standing between you and complete emotional collapse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003e\"Dead Inside, But Caffeinated\"\u003c\/strong\u003e tote is for the coffee-dependent, the darkly humoured, and the chronically functioning. Featuring a skull chilling in an iced coffee — skeletal hand and all — it's the bag that understands you on a spiritual level.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTake it to work, the café, the bookstore, or wherever you drag yourself on a daily basis. It carries your stuff. You carry on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 Durable canvas — built for the long haul (unlike your energy levels)\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 Spacious interior for books, laptops, groceries, and emotional baggage\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 Comfortable shoulder straps for hands-free survival\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 High-quality vibrant print that holds up wash after wash\u003cbr\u003e\n🖤 Lightweight, reusable, and deeply relatable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDimensions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWidth:\u003c\/strong\u003e 40 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 32 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean or hand wash in cold water\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAir dry flat — do not tumble dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCool iron reverse side only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMore than a bag. It's a whole personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKeep Blooming. Stay Unhinged. 🖤\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bleak \u0026 Bloom Collective","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53637725126932,"sku":"BB-TOTE-DIBC-BLK","price":19.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1010\/7358\/4404\/files\/DeadInside-Main.png?v=1786437496","url":"https:\/\/bleakbloomcollective.com\/products\/dead-inside-but-caffeinated-canvas-tote-bag","provider":"Bleak \u0026 Bloom Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}